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--- kernelcookies.orig	2004-09-22 21:36:28.000000000 -0700
+++ kernelcookies	2004-09-22 21:36:40.000000000 -0700
@@ -1,42 +1,3 @@
-/* Only Sun can take such nice parts and fuck up the programming interface
- * like this.  Good job guys...
- */
-        linux-2.6.6/drivers/net/sunhme.c
-%
-/* This card is _fucking_ hot... */
-        linux-2.6.6/drivers/net/sunhme.c
-%
-If you don't see why, please stay the fuck away from my code.
-        Rusty, in linux-2.6.6/Documentation/DocBook/kernel-locking.tmpl        
-%
-/* Fuck, we are miserable poor guys... */
-        linux-2.6.6/net/xfrm/xfrm_algo.c
-%
-/* Ugly, ugly fucker. */
-        linux-2.6.6/include/linux/netfilter_ipv4/ipt_limit.h
-%
-/* XXX: where the fuck is ->f_vfsmnt? */
-        linux-2.6.6/fs/intermezzo/vfs.c
-%
-        if(ct<0)
-                ct=2;        /* Shit happens.. */
-        linux-2.6.6/drivers/net/wan/z85230.c
-%
-/* Remember: "Different name, same old buggy as shit hardware." */
-        linux-2.6.6/drivers/net/sunhme.c
-%
-/* This is total bullshit: */
-        linux-2.6.6/drivers/video/sis/init301.c
-%
-/* The HME is the biggest piece of shit I have ever seen. */
-        linux-2.6.6/drivers/scsi/esp.h
-%
-/* Sun, you just can't beat me, you just can't.  Stop trying,
- * give up.  I'm serious, I am going to kick the living shit
- * out of you, game over, lights out.
- */
-         linux-2.6.6/arch/sparc/lib/checksum.S
-%
 printk("WE HAVE A BUG HERE!!! stk=0x%p\n", stk);
         linux-2.6.6/drivers/block/cciss_scsi.c
 %
@@ -49,18 +10,9 @@
 printk("GSCD: magic ...\n");
         linux-2.6.6/drivers/cdrom/gscd.c
 %
-printk(" (Read error)");        /* Bitch about the problem. */
-        linux-2.6.6/drivers/cdrom/mcd.c
-%
 printk(" Speed now 1x");        /* Pull my finger! */
         linux-2.6.6/drivers/cdrom/mcd.c
 %
-printk("%s: confused, missing data\n", drive->name);
-        linux-2.6.6/drivers/ide/ide-cd.c
-%
-printk(KERN_ERR "ide: huh? queue was plugged!\n");
-        linux-2.6.6/drivers/ide/ide-io.c:
-%
 printk ("%s: This looks like a LART board to me.\n",module_name);
         linux-2.6.6/drivers/mtd/devices/lart.c
 %
@@ -380,21 +332,6 @@
 printk(KERN_WARNING "Multi-volume CD somehow got mounted.\n");
         linux-2.2.16/fs/isofs/inode.c
 %
-/* Fuck me gently with a chainsaw... */
-        linux-2.0.38/arch/sparc/kernel/ptrace.c
-%
-/* Binary compatibility is good American knowhow fuckin' up. */
-        linux-2.2.16/arch/sparc/kernel/sunos_ioctl.c
-%
-/* Am I fucking pedantic or what? */
-        linux-2.2.16/drivers/scsi/qlogicpti.h
-%
-/* vsprintf.c -- Lars Wirzenius & Linus Torvalds. */
- *
- * Wirzenius wrote this portably, Torvalds fucked it up :-)
- */
-        linux-2.2.16/lib/vsprintf.c
-%
 printk("Penguin %d is stuck in the bottle.\n", i);
         linux-2.0.38/arch/sparc/kernel/smp.c
 %
@@ -416,9 +353,6 @@
 panic("Cannot initialize video hardware\n");
         linux-2.0.38/arch/m68k/atari/atafb.c
 %
-printk("ufs_read_super: fucking Sun blows me\n");
-        linux-2.0.38/fs/ufs/ufs_super.c
-%
 printk("autofs: Out of inode numbers -- what the heck did you do??\n"); 
         linux-2.0.38/fs/autofs/root.c
 %
@@ -444,23 +378,11 @@
 # Okay, what on Earth is this one supposed to be used for?
         linux-2.4.0/drivers/char/cp437.uni
 %
-/* Fuck.  The f-word is here so you can grep for it :-)  */
-        linux-2.4.3/include/asm-mips/mmu_context.h
-%
 /* Thanks to Rob `CmdrTaco' Malda for not influencing this code in any
  * way.
  */
         linux-2.4.3/net/core/netfilter.c
 %
-/* James M doesn't say fuck enough. */
-        linux-2.4.3/net/core/netfilter.c
-%
-/* So there I am, in the middle of my `netfilter-is-wonderful'
-   talk in Sydney, and someone asks `What happens if you try
-   to enlarge a 64k packet here?'.  I think I said something
-   eloquent like `fuck'. */
-        linux-2.4.3/net/ipv4/netfilter/ip_nat_ftp.c
-%
 panic ("No CPUs found.  System halted.\n");
         linux-2.4.3/arch/parisc/kernel/setup.c
 %